Gambino is forever, Royalty is forever
We ballin’ ‘till we fuckin’ up the hardwood homey
This is the life we live, son
My president is black and my Prius is blue motherfucker
Royalty all day, we droppin’ racks in Nordstroms son
That’s racks on racks damn it
You feel me? You feel me?
This is the part where most people would say something crazy and drop the n-word after it
Not going to, not gonna do that
I don’t feel comfortable
I’m out!” —Tina Fey (via aftrhours)
So here’s the thing with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. It’s not like I ever really thought they were such a great couple or loved either one of them to pieces, but it still makes me sad. I just wish that this kind of stuff stayed out of the news. It’s none of our business.
However, the joke about Oprah’s couch having seen this coming?
Well played, Oprah’s couch, well played.
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
- Character 1 from OTP: Hey.
- Character 2 from OTP: Hello.
- Me: Their sexual tension is killing me.